Wouldn’t it be great if you knew exactly what to say all the time to turn your partner on?

Well, like anything, it’s almost impossible to instantly be great at talking dirty. It takes practice, research, and patience…

…and not having those things early on in relationships often leads to some pretty entertaining /embarrassing stories.

Today I’m going to take a break from offering the usual dirty talk tips and share some highly enjoyable (only because they didn’t happen to us) stories that my customers have sent in over the last few months. I have been given permission to share these stories, but will alter the names just to be safe.

Enjoy!

From Debbie:

“Dear Evan, last night I told my boyfriend I’d always wanted to go to Toronto, but now I don’t have too because I see the C.N Tower in his pants. Oh god, I’m still beet red. We still eventually had sex …after he stopped laughing”

From Josh:

“So I was getting freaky the other night with this girl from the bar. She was talking REALLY dirty with me, and although I didn’t really know what to say back, I really wanted to talk dirty back to her! I kept telling her she was sexy and how bad I wanted her, but since our ‘session’ was lasting a long time, I was getting really repetitive. After the 10th time of telling her she’s hot during sex she completely stops everything and says ‘YES I KNOW! JEEZZ, CANT YOU SAY SOMETHING ELSE?’. Well, I did. I said ‘um, I’m about to come’. After that I left and never called her again. She didn’t call me either!”

From Sarah:

“So I read your dirty talk handbook the other night and it was awesome! I loved it and learned so much. Too much actually. Apparently I was so bad at talking dirty to my boyfriend, that when I started talking dirty to him after reading your book he broke up with me convinced I was cheating on him and that’s how I got so good at talking dirty!!!! Luckily once he calmed down and I explained what happened and why I was so good he was so flattered and apologetic that he took me out to my first super-expensive restaurant. We’re still together btw ”

From Jenny:

“Before I ever learned how to talk dirty I used to call mens penises (to their face) “tallywhacker”. Oh god, I don’t know why I did but I don’t anymore.”

From Dan:

“So the other night my girl and I are getting freaky. We’re role-playing …with outfits …I’m talking some super sexy good times! The entire time we both are enjoying the naughty talk, and it’s really easy when you are both in character. I think we were just doing the cop / bad girl routine. Right as I’m about to, unload, she says ‘I’ve been a bad girl so why don’t you come on the back of my hands?’. I LOSE it. I’ve never laughed my ass off right as I was finishing before, but it was awesome! It was one that I will never forget. I guess what was so weird about it is, why the heck did she say back of her hands? Talk about random. Later she told me she just tried to think of something I wouldn’t expect. Boy was she right. I guess hearing what you don’t expect can work sometimes!”

Hopefully these were as entertaining for you as they were me. I appreciate everyone who has sent in stories whether funny or embarrassing. Let me know if you enjoyed this piece and I’ll do more in the future.

That’s it for today!

As always…

Stay Sexy!

Evan Michaels

If you are looking for some RED-HOT dirty talk tips than it’s your lucky day!

Dirty talk can transform routine, predictable sex into MIND-blowing, fantasy sex …but as much as everybody wants that type of sex life, most people have no idea how to talk dirty.

Realistically, how are you supposed to know what your lover wants? There’s NO way to know what they’re thinking, so your only options are to either keep your mouth shut or risk guessing what turns them on. And if you say the wrong thing things will stop dead in there tracks …yikes!

But you know what? There’s no need to worry any longer, because I’m going to give you a few simple, easy to remember tips that will ensure you deliver SUPER sexy dirty talk right off the bat. 

Women

Here are a few things you should know about men:

1. Men naturally feel like protectors …powerful, strong.
2. Men like to feel memorable, talked or even bragged about.
3. Men like to hear about their package over and over again

Giving men hot dirty talk really isn’t that hard. As long as you keep those 3 things in mind while you’re delivering confident dirty talk, you will rock his world every time.

Remember, if you don’t say it with conviction, it will come across like you’re lying.

Click here to learn the exact dirty talk every guy wants to hear

Men

Here are some things you must remember about women:

1. Women love to feel unique …one-of-a-kind, special.
2. Women love to hear they are beautiful and appreciated.
3. Women like creativity …while guys can hear the same thing over and over, women need spontaneity

Remember, most real world women are NOT like the women you see in porn …they don’t like to be called a slut or a whore. If she wants to be treated rough or called nasty names, by all means go for it, but most women/people don’t like to be degraded during sex …so chose what you say wisely.

Get to know her and what she likes before getting freaky with your dirty talk.

Click here to learn exactly what to say to women

Tantalizing dirty talk takes practice.

When you master the art of dirty talk you’ll learn that every person is unique and gets turned on differently. What worked with your last partner may or may not work with your new or future partner(s). It’s better to start off slowly, feel out what they like and add to it each time.

The dirty talk handbooks we’ve created will explain more about how to find out exactly what turns your partner on and what/when to say it, so if you’re looking to really master dirty talk in every situation be sure to give it a read. You will also learn how to become absolutely DYNAMITE in bed.

Life is too short to have a boring sex life. Take a little bit of time and learn how to have a rock-star sex life, you’ll be glad you did!

Stay sexy,

Evan Michaels & Jess Summers

Imagine this…

You’re getting hot and heavy with your lover …the clothes are coming off, your blood is starting to boil, the situation is becoming excitingly intense.

You want to crank things up a notch and take things to the next level, so you decide to whisper a little something sexy into your partner’s ear.

As you pull back you see a look of panic on your partners face.

You can feel the blood rushing from your body as well as theirs, and what initially seemed to be like a magnetic attraction has now reversed and suddenly there is ZERO chemistry in the room.

That is what can happen when people don’t know how to talk dirty.

You see it all the time in movies and TV shows, and that’s because it happens all the time.

Unless you can read minds or know EXACTLY what your partner wants to hear, let’s face it, you will never know the perfect thing to say all the time. And talking dirty frequently does include a bit of risk and vulnerability.

But lucky for you, you landed here reading this! And I’m going to give you some crucial tips that might save you from some future embarrassment and crank up the heat in your relationship(s)!

Let me get right to the point:

1. Start off small with your dirty talk. Mmmm’s and ahhhh’s are ok too.

2. Ask questions instead of doing all the talking.

3. Keep in simple.

4. Remember sometimes you can say more by saying less. Don’t overdo it.

The BIGGEST mistake you can make, is too much too soon.

I see people ALL the time going online looking for dirty talk examples (without learning how to talk dirty). They memorize a bunch of sexy lines. Then, when they are in the heat of the moment, either:

a – They forget the lines they memorized and their mind goes blank. They panic, freeze up, and get really nervous/embarrassed.

b – Their partner loves it and wants MORE. And because they only memorized the lines, now they have no idea what else to say.

The best thing you can do is discover what your partner wants to hear, and start off small while building up your dirty talk skill. Start with some simple well-timed moans or ohhhs and ahhhs. I know that might sound too easy, but it’s incredibly effective. Remember what the goal of dirty talk is; to show your partner how satisfied they are making you. You don’t need to have crazy in-depth dialogue to achieve this.

The next important step is to learn how to ask sexy questions. If your partner is the one who likes dirty talk, you can immediately assume they have an active imagination. And that makes things easy for you.

The best way to take advantage of someone with an imagination, is to ask them questions!

Here’s a quick demo of a conversation where you can see how some simple questions can really control a dirty conversation:

“What is your favorite position?”

“Missionary.”

“Why?”

“Because then I can see your beautiful face, and it goes in deep”

“Where would be your sexiest place to do it?”

“Hmmm maybe at the beach? Or somewhere in public. What about you?”

“Anywhere with you What would you do to me there?”

etc…

If you always have a question prepared, you will always be good at dirty talk.

Amazing naughty talk does not have to be well researched. You want it to sound natural and honest. The easiest way to achieve that is by keeping things simple.

Don’t say anything that doesn’t sound like YOU. If you all of the sudden become somebody else with your words, you will confuse your partner. Especially if you’ve been dating a long time.

Stick to the basics. Stay in your comfort zone. Just because something worked in a movie or for a friend doesn’t mean it will work for you.

Another thing people often do, is when they get nervous they talk MORE. And when you go on and on about something, it becomes boring quick.

Remember that sometimes the less you say, the more meaning it has. If you say “Save some energy for later, you’re going to need it” and don’t say anything else. They won’t know what hit them!

Be wary of your words. Don’t talk too much.

You don’t become an expert overnight. It takes practice and research. And if you want to become amazing at dirty talk and learn how to blow your partners mind, learn how to talk dirty the right way.

As always thanks for reading, and stay sexy!

Evan Michaels

If you want to learn how to talk dirty to a girl over text, there are 3 things you need to keep in mind:

1. Don’t be cheesy
2. Don’t be degrading
3. Don’t sound desperate

Women react well to compliments and like to know they are beautiful and unique.

Don’t be cheesy. Cliche pick up lines and flattery gets old quick! While it can be fun to hear some old repeats with some well placed timing, try not to use recycled lines used in movies if you want some serious action.

Don’t be degrading. Unless you know your girl well and know for sure she’s into some freaky deaky stuff, avoid degrading her at all costs. It’s a major turn off to most women (ie: calling her a slut, whore, b*tch, etc). Don’t command her either. You can make suggestions, but telling her what to do well make her flee whenever she gets the chance. Be nice. Be romantic.

Don’t sound desperate. If you haven’t talked dirty in a long time, have little experience, or don’t know what to say …don’t tell her! Just roll with it and have fun. If you beg and act desperate, it’s going to make you look pathetic.

The key to talking to girls over texts is to be creative and making her fee like one of a kind.

Say things and ask questions that get her imagination running WILD! Help break her out of her shell and get her saying things that she’s never told anyone else. Ask her to tell you something she’s NEVER told anyone else …maybe a fantasy, a past experience, whatever.

Nothing will get your girl running hot better than some sexy text messages. So ask some naughty questions and find out what drives her wild, then make her imagination go crazy so she takes it out on YOU later on.

For a step-by-step guide that teaches you everything you need to know about how to drive girls wild over text, be sure to check out The Dirty Talk Handbook For Guys. It’ll change your life forever!

Stay Sexy,

~Jess

If you want to learn how to have hot sex,  you must:

• be brave
• be adventurous
• be spontaneous

Hot sex has a lot to do with attraction, imagination, and energy…

It should NOT be intimate. It should not be slow and lovey dovey. It’s about passion, pleasure, and sweat

Hot sex is all about action and no delay. The last thing you want to do is hesitate or hum and haw over what to do next.

Power and knowing what you want is sexy. Take charge, and commit. Don’t over-think and do what feels good.

Asides from spontaneity, there’s two things I highly recommend for red-hot sex every time:

1. Dirty Talk

2. Role-Playing

Dirty talk is the difference between boring, predictable sex …and satisfy your partner like never before sex. It makes for exciting, memorable sex sessions over and over again. And the more you do it, the better you get. I wrote amazing products covering dirty talk in great detail because it has such a HUGE impact on your sex life. So if you haven’t checked them out already, you’re missing out!

Role-Playing always makes for hot-sex. The best part about it, is because you’re “acting”, you’re basically free to say whatever you want without feeling guilty. If you’re a generally shy person, you get to act like someone else which might help bring you out of your shell. It gives you so many scenarios to use dirty talk in, it ties in nicely together.

If you want to learn how to have hot sex every time, master these two things, and you will be bragging about your sex life every chance you get.

For more information on the extremely popular Dirty Talk Handbooks click the links below:

How to talk dirty to men

How to talk dirty to women

Stay sexy,

Evan Michaels

So you want to talk dirty but are worried you’re going to embarrass yourself.

Does that sound about right?

Well if so you’re not alone.

Out of the thousands of people that visit our website every month, the majority of people avoid talking dirty at the risk of sounding foolish.

Most people really have no idea what to say, especially when they are with someone who obviously wants to talk dirty (or experienced talking dirty). You know your partner wants it, and you want to give it to them, but you are drawing a complete blank. And worst of all, the longer you delay, the harder it gets.

If you’ve felt the stone-cold embarrassment of not knowing how to talk dirty, worry no more! Because I’m about to give you some helpful tips about how you can learn to talk dirty without feeling like a fool…

Tip # 1 – Relax.

What’s the worst that could happen, a break-up? I doubt it…

If someone is talking dirty to you, they like you. And they’re probably not going to stop liking you. They like you asides from the fact you may or may not talk dirty. So first of all, don’t worry it. It’s about fun and that’s it!

Tip #2 – Oohhs and Ahhhs count.

If you don’t know what to say, that’s fine. Moaning and Mmmming counts too.

Body language and eye contact are also ways to acknowledge your partner, because really that’s what dirty talk is in it’s most basic form, acknowledgement. Without words you can let your partner know what feels good, what doesn’t feel good,   that you’re attracted to them, plus much, much more.

Tip #3 – Ask questions.

More often than not, one person says they want the other to talk dirty, so the other person is left not really knowing what to say.

This is actually a really easy thing to deal with, and the answer is to ask questions!

People who enjoy dirty talk have active imaginations. And the best way to get them excited is to get them talking.

Ask what they want …what they like …how they want it….

It’s an easy way to deflect the pressure on you and pass it back on to them. Plus it will give you many ideas as to what kind of things turn them on.

If you ask them what they want you to do to them they are giving you a peak behind the curtains as to what their fantasies are. So in the future, you can do this to them without asking and satisfy them more than anyone else ever could.

Life is too short to have boring sex. If you haven’t had fun talking dirty yet, what are you waiting for?

For detailed instructions on exactly what to do and say, visit > how to talk dirty today.

Maybe you have a hot date tonight…

Maybe you’re having an online conversation that just took a sexy turn…

Whatever it is, you need to get good at talking dirty fast!

The problem is, when it comes to dirty talk the only thing that comes to your mind are completely over-the-top cliches that even just thinking about are make you embarrassed.

So what do you do?

Well because you ARE in a rush, I will get straight to the point.

ASQ!

That’s it, the answer to all your dirty talk problems.

Oops. Let me quickly explain…

Ask Sexy Questions

If you are EVER struggling with what to say, or your mind goes blank in the middle of a red-hot texting conversation, fire off a sexy question.

The beauty of this strategy is:

• it takes the pressure off of you to be creative and sexy on the spot
• it allows the other person to use their imagination, so if they initiated the dirty talk they’ll be having a blast answering you
• their answers give you dirty talk ammo. So once they tell you their fantasies, you will learn how to talk dirty to them after

It really is amazing how a quick question can really get the party started. Simple questions such as “What’s the sexiest date you can think of”, or for those who really want to get into it “What’s your favorite position/place to have sex” will start a chain of exciting conversational events that can keep going and going until you want it to stop.

A conversation can usually go something like this:

What’s your favorite position?

Definitely doggy-style

Mmm, me too! Why do you like it?

Because of the view, it’s sooo hott! You?

I feel so sexy and in control. Where’s the craziest place you’ve done it?

In my backyard. But I’ve always wanted to do it on the beach

Well maybe if you’re lucky it might happen. But what will you do for me?

And as you can imagine, this can keep going and going and keep getting hotter. Also, the person asking the questions revealed a fantasy of the other person (sex on the beach) which they can explore at a later time…

The trick to dirty talk is not getting too wild too soon. You must be yourself. So if you just memorize some freak-deaky lines that don’t fit your personality, it’s not going to come across sexy and honest.

Think of a couple questions that you feel comfortable with and go from there.

Hopefully this gives you some idea of how sexy it can be just to ask questions (and how quickly it can effect your sex life).

If you have any sexy questions you can think of to ask your lover during sex, over the phone, on text messages, please comment below to share with other readers.

So that’s it for today! Thanks for reading, and as always, stay sexy!

Evan Michaels

Want to drive your lover insane with desire?

Of course you do.

So here are 3 incredibly sexy dirty talk tips that will send your partner to cloud 9.

1. Smize At Their Prize

When telling your lover how bad you want to  **** them, don’t just tell them with words …use your eyes too.

Seducing your lover with your eyes while talking dirty adds a dramatic tantalizing effect. Try it out!

2. Use Their Back As A Scratching Post

As a guy, nothing lets me know I’m delivering the goods better than when I’m getting clawed at. Don’t dig too deep, but adding scratching to your sex / dirty talk will let them know they are rocking your world …and nothing gets a guy/gal hotter than knowing they are satisfying you in bed!

Guys, instead of scratching (which isn’t very manly) use your muscles to hold her in place by flexing all your muscles. It lets her know you want that awesome feeling to last.

3. Where Did That Come From

Even if a couple has been together for years or you’re on a one night stand, acting surprised (in a good way) is a super turn on.

“Omg! It feels HUGE right now”
“Wow, you feel unbelievable!”

Acting surprised/amazed when you see your partner naked, or when they stick it in is super sexy and never gets old. It gives you lots of dirty talk angles and really spices things up. Give it a shot!

Dirty talk makes sex amazing.

Start off small, practice, and in no time you will be having serious rock-star sex.

If you haven’t checked out our red-hot Dirty Talk Handbooks yet THEY WILL CHANGE YOUR SEX LIFE FOREVER! Check it out by clicking here and following the appropriate link.

There’s no question dirty talk gets the party started, especially in the bedroom. But is there a point where you can go too far with what you say?

Well yes …definitely. But the threshold is different for everyone. And it’s important you realize – especially IF you want to get better at dirty talk – where that line is so you don’t cross it.

The whole goal of becoming great at dirty talk is to find out what kind of dirty talk turns your partner on. Because let’s face it, if a guy calls his girl a dirty whore during sex when she’s not that kind of girl, he is going to be in a world of trouble!

GENERALLY, there are 3 types of people:

1. The Freaks – these are the sex-crazed people who love to get down whenever, wherever! Nothing offends them. They are downright nasty and will eat you up in bed. You will know when you are with a freak!

2. The Normies – the majority or people fall into this category. These are usually people with a healthy sexual appetite and a willingness to explore. They get offended with over-the-top dirty talk, but get bored with a silent partner or ‘virgin’ sex.

3. The Meeks – usually due to an underexposure of sexual exploration in their teens/twenties, these people are extremely shy when it comes to anything intimate. They relate most things that feels good to being bad, and have a hard time expanding their mind and breaking out of their shell.

Remember these are just general guidelines. But the point is, IF you are just ready to explode with raunchy dirty talk and take it in to overdrive, make sure you properly categorize your partner into one of the above groups so you know whether or not they will be loving your new dirty talk, or be bailing for the door.

Here are a few dirty talk topics that might pop in your head and the proper group they fall into:

Degrading

Who likes it: The Freaks

Out of all the things you can say during dirty talk this is the one you have to be the most careful with. Some people love to be degraded during sex. They love to feel overpowered and have someone else put them in their place.

It’s really worth having a conversation over drinks beforehand about what each other gets off on, because if you call your lover (man OR woman) a filthy bitch during sex, it could be a relationship ender if you’re not careful.

If you are new in your relationship, it is not recommended you find out whether or not your partner likes being degraded during sex.

Swearing

Who likes it: The Freaks & The Normies

Swearing IF not used too often, can add a powerful impact to your dirty talk.

If your partner who rarely swears or is quite shy suddenly reveals “Tonight I’m going to f*ck your brains out.” that changes gears completely!

The problem with swearing is,  it’s often crude and sounds overly aggressive …and for The Normies, might be crossing the line if used often. If you’re a freak (or dating one) it’s hard to cross the line, but choose your words carefully if you’re with a Normie. Start off slow, and build up and experiment more and more over time.

Avoid swearing if you want the situation to be romantic. Use swearing if you want to get down and get nasty.

Teasing

Who likes it: Everybody

Some of the most fun you can have in the bedroom comes from teasing. Not about personal faults of course, I’m talking about teasing them sexually, with the pleasure they are about to experience.

If your partner is getting near an orgasm, and you slow down and ask them how bad they want it, or if they’re ready to explode all over you, this heightens their senses and makes them more aware of what’s about to happen. It sends them in to overdrive!

If done playfully, teasing can be extremely exciting. HOWEVER, if misused can cause complete frustration and annoyance.

Like any good dirty talk, start off slow and build up over time.

Is Explicit Dirty Talk For Everyone?

The short answer is no.

Dirty talk is about activating your imagination during sex. It’s about exploring your boundaries with your lover and finding out what gets you both off.

What you may realize while reading this article is well I’m a freak but my partner is a normie. If that’s the case it’s ok, but you will have to do some serious soul-searching and find out whether Normie dirty talk while keep you happy over time. Your normie partner will likely get offended at some point with what you say or once they realize what gets you off. But you can make it work.

The goal is to get your partner more hot and bothered than ever before. Take the time to figure out what kind of person they are. Once you’ve found that out, explore with some light dirty talk, and increase the intensity over time. Eventually you will find a level that excites both of you, and that translates into INCREDIBLE sex EVERY time!

Thanks for reading,

Stay sexy,

Learn How To Deliver Irresistible Dirty Talk Here!

If you have an old or ripped up shirt, your first instinct might be to throw it away right?

WRONG!

Put it on and have your lover rip it off during sex <- It’s fun

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